un-written fic ideas -- some longer standing than others -- if i had to summarize them

[schmirius]

spn

-- some kind of end of s7 --> s8 AU where sam is explicitly fighting mental illness in the form of hallucifer, and also having visions of reallucifer, and he can't tell the difference, and he and meg and kevin have to rescue dean and cas from purgatory

-- s7: sam and mania, where he can't stop talking enochian, and it's hard to even organize the prose in a way that makes sense, because any version of this story is just going to be both {about} and {made up of} word salad

-- s7: dean is transparently suicidal; sam tears frank's advice to him to 'be professional' to shreds, pointing out that they're *all* crazy people and probably some of them have better life advice than others

-- s5? (sometime after they've already timetravel-met their mom): early seasons pisstake comedy! time travel mary winchester pops in on post-coital sam-slash-dean. sam has a breakdown from shame, dean kind of manages to keep it together long enough to help her get back home.

hp

-- sirius finds out about regulus' death from james; james then has to keep sirius from, first, drinking himself to death; then, second, actively trying to murder walburga

-- lupin and sirius kill pettigrew at the end of PoA; the newspapers cannot believe the delightful sickness of the whole thing. the structure of the story is {interwoven tabloid metanarrative about them being mastermind psycho killers} / {snapshots of them failing at basic necessities on their very poorly planned lam}. (AU lynchpin: lupin gives in to the shrieking shack temptation to be as rash as sirius, cannot recover / sirius is for some reason the clearer-headed of the two from that point out, trolol)

doctor who

-- martha/lucy saxon: an alternate season following on s3 which is transparently doctor/master except changed to femmeslash involving their respective companions. ft. torchwood's tosh as martha's exasperated dr watson/companion.

end of time fixit:

there are probably three or four different variations you could do, with ten, the master, lucy saxon, and donna all being main characters:

-- -- -- -- ten goes time lord victorious; master is resurrected after doctor breaks time lock which also awakens donna as a time lord; they all Stop Ten Being Unhinged
-- -- -- -- ten goes time lord victorious; finds unspecifiedly-resurrected master somewhere and begs him for help in self-horror at self's actions; master is too gibbering mad to help; possibly ten murder-suicides his way out of /this/ problem
-- -- -- -- bodyswap: narrative opens with apparently master going time lord victorious and ten showing up to stop him but then, later on, you notice that the master is doing ten's verbal/physical tics and vice versa, lol, you were fooled, it was a body swap, who will you root for!! probably PoV donna.
-- -- -- -- lucy saxon purposefully resurrects the master, fucks with the master's consciousness a lot. meanwhile, ten goes time lord victorious, also fucks with donna's consciousness a whole lot. the master Gets The News about ten, goes on a PoV-character quest to stop this asshole.

sherlock

-- jim moriarty as a ghost haunting sherlock post-s2, format of: christmas carol pastiche

-- sherls shakes jim's hand back, on the rooftop. they escape to the tropics together -- interpersonally clumsy! -- and spend a tremendously awkward weekend trying to get to know each other in person, without Crimes to fall back on

house medical doctor??

-- "you don't think i could get one of my underlings to blow me?": motivated by a bet with wilson and insecurity about how infrequently he's been getting laid, house coerces chase into blowing him. story format: dumb PWP/ridiculously forced shipfic pastiche