schmirius: (ol iz doggg)
ˈʃmiˌɹi.ʌs ([personal profile] schmirius) wrote2023-04-21 10:15 pm
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izzy's fuckin profanity list

• izzy is in 102, 104, 105, 106, 107 (barely), 109, 110
• 102: the only profinity izzy uses in his opening line AND THEN THE REST OF HIS LINES ARE PANTO VILLAIN SHIT :'''')
• 107: his sole scene is the rider at jackie's, and con made sure to grumble 'fuck' for me specifically

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bitch


• 105 - lucius, pete+john onlooking - "my name is mr hands, first mate hands, or god as far as you're concerned. and i've got just the job for you, bitch."

fuck



fuck (particle) as exclamation of dismay
• 104 - buttons - (buttons) "these wee black dots look a bit spanish to me [...]" "fuck! fuck, fuck..."

fuck me (V) as exclamation of dismay
• 104 - ed - izzy: "frankfurters?" ed: "yeah." izzy: "fuck me."

fuck off (V) as admission of defeat to close scene
• 105 - lucius, pete onlooking - lucius: "have you ever been sketched?" izzy: "fuck off."

fuck-all (N)
• 105 - lucius,pete,john - "your lot's days of doing fuck-all is through."

fuckers (N)
• 104 - crew - "back to work! useless fucking fuckers!"

fuckery as technical term
• 106 - stede - "how goes the fuckery?"

what the fuck (int) as shock
• 105 - lucius,fang,john - [nude sketching] "what the fuck!?"

[MIDDLE FINGER] as gesture meaning "fuck you"
• 104 - ed, aside from crew - "i will very willingly offer you this: my fucking resignation, [double middle finger] you absolute twat!"

fucking (adj)


fucking as term of derision
• 102 - fang+ivan [FIRST LINE] - "what kind of fucking idiot runs his ship aground?"
• 103 - aside, from ed - "stupid fucking stede bonnet."
• 103 - geraldo, stede+lucius onlooking - "yeah, because i hate this fucking place"
• 106 - stede, crew onlooking - "stede fucking bonnet, i fucking challenge you to a fucking duel."
• 107 - jackie - "i tell you, i would've ripped [bonnet's] fucking head off. and i would have had him too [...]"

fucking as intensifier of hatred
• 104 - crew - "back to work! useless fucking fuckers!"
• 106 - ed - "you seem to know everything about everything in the whole fucking world!"
• 106 - stede, crew onlooking - "stede fucking bonnet, i fucking challenge you to a fucking duel."
• 106 - ed, crew onlooking - "a fucking pox on all of you."

fucking underscoring seriousness/reality of situation
• 104 - ed, alone outside stede's cabin - "if you don't make a decision soon, we're gonna fucking die."
• 104 - ed, aside from crew - "i will very willingly offer you this: my fucking resignation, [double middle finger] you absolute twat!"


God


as proper lordly entity (him)
• 105 - lucius, pete+john onlooking - "my name is mr hands, first mate hands, or god as far as you're concerned. and i've got just the job for you, bitch."

the lord's name in vain
• 106 - aside - [listening to ed and stede penetrate] "my god. oh my god. oh my god!"

twat



useless simpleton
• 104 - ed, aside from crew - "i will very willingly offer you this: my fucking resignation, [double middle finger] you absolute twat!"
    • 104 - ed, alone on main deck - "i don't think you're a shell of a man, or a twat."
• 105 - alone - [sees lucius' empty swing] "i'm going to kill that twat."
• 109 - ed, crew+english onlooking - "you're my captain, and i was never going to stand by and let you destroy yourself for that twat."

honorable mention: a little rude



terms of abuse



dog
• 106 - stede - stede: "it's a bit like theater isn't it, ed?" [...] izzy: "his name is blackbeard, dog!"

(doggy honorable mention???)
• 106 - ed, alone on deck - "it's time, edward. send him to doggy heaven."

idiot
• 104 - ed, aside from crew - "when you tasked me with tracking that absolute idiot i did that."

imbecile
• 106 - voiceover - "if i didn't know better i'd say he's somehow become seduced by this... imbecile."

ponce
• 104 - ed, aside from crew - "i'm not dying. not for that ponce and not for you."

shut up


• 105 - wee john - (john) "make me one of those would you?" "no, shut up."
• 106 - stede - "shut up! don't you ever shut up, you rancid rat!"