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stede swearing i GUESS
I haven't attempted Stede point of view, guys, because I'm not obsessed with the dude the way I am Ed and Izzy. but if you're Stede/Ed/Izzying, it's bound to come up eventually, I suppose.
some observations:
• holy shit does this guy mince oaths. Ed and Izzy DO NOT. I've filed the minced oaths under the actual swear words they stand in for.
• I've also included anyone from Stede's hallucinations or dreams, because these are Stede-created characters standing in for the real people. (but not the flashbacks, because I'm assuming those are faithful representations of events presented to us. in the flashbacks the sets are real, time moves normally, people aren't dead or made of smoke, etc)
*
ass
1x01 - "Here's the deal, buckos. We have our eyes on a ship. ...That's right, a whopper. And we're going to catch up with it forthwith, and kick its ass."
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - "Little Baby Bonnet broke his little baby boat on the big bad beach. Fat-arse."
1x10 - "Hello, all! As I'm sure you know, I, I made a complete ass of myself last night."
>> (honorable mention)
1x03 - "Check out this fabulous booty I'm hawking!"
asshole
1x04 - Izzy: "How are you stocked for munitions, hm?" Stede: "Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshоlе!"
balls
1x03 - Geraldo: "But when I saw how you handled yourself with Jackie, I was like, "Oh man, he's got balls! For days!" Stede: Really? Geraldo: "Yeah." Stede: "Balls for days."
>> bollocks
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - "Bolloxed this one up well and good, eh, Baby Bonnet?"
bugger
1x06 - Stede: Ha-ha! Shall we call this a draw? Ed: Never! (spanks him with sword.) Stede: Ooh! Bugger!
1x06 - Ed: Shit, that was incredible. How'd you do that? Stede: I don't know, I'll have to ask the little bugger
1x09 - (officers swarming Nigel to depose him) Stede: Poor bugger.
Christ:
104 - Dream Father: A pirate? Ah! He was scared of geese, for Christ's sake. Dream goose: (honks)
damn
1x02 - (attempting sympathy) Oh, the light-skins, dammit.
1x02 - Stede: I am adequate. Oluwande: I'm sorry? Stede: I said, let's get our damned men back. ... The hostages, I mean.
1x02 - Hallucination Nigel: You'll never amount to anything, Baby Bonnet! You will forever be damned! Stede: What's that now? H!Nigel, fainter: Damned! Stede:I can't... Can't hear you.
1x06 - Yeah, well, it's been days since I've cut myself on my sword. Oop, no, there we go. Damn.
fuck
1x06 - Get him to the infirmary, and that's a taut twenty. Fսck... fսck!
>> fuckery
1x06 - Hey, according to Buttons, we should cross paths with a Dutch merchant ship tomorrow night. I thought we could take it through a bit of Fuckery.
1x06 - (calling) Lucius! We've got a fuckery on our hands!
1x06 - Yes, well, I designed it for flow. So, if you'd kindly piss off, the fuckery's canceled.
1x10 - (to himself, in carriage) Now that's a fuckery.
>> (middle fingers)
1x02 - Stede: the point is to rest our bodies... hallucination Nigel: ( flipping double middle fingers in the distance ) Stede: ... as well as our minds.
god
>> oh (my) god
1x01 - I mean, that's having, having to kill. Oh god. I've made a mistake. I'm not a pirate. I'm an idiot. Oh god! Oh no!
1x02 - (mistaking the cooking meat for a hostage) Oh my god!
1x03 - Frenchie: "He's still out there. Not lookin' great." Stede: "Oh god, we need a plan."
1x03 - (bursting into Oluwande+Jim's cabin) "Have either of you seen... Lucius, there you are. Oh god, why're you so sweaty?"
1x06 - Ed: Yep, tug it. Stede: Oh god!
1x09 - (with firing squad) Oh my god! I don't wanna die! Oh god! Oh please!
1x09 - Chauncy: "Rifles at the ready." Stede: "Oh god." ... Chauncy: "Aim!" ... Stede: "Oh shit!"
1x10 - "Unhand me or bleed! (coming out of it) ... Oh. God. Doug?"
>> thank god
1x02 - (seeing Oluwande alive and not caged) Oluwande! Thank god!
1x07 - Oh, thank god. I didn't want to give it to you. I think this is my new favorite thing.
>> god's sake
1x07 - This is the emergency? Eat an apple, for God's sake!
1x07 - Well, maybe she's just lazy. I mean, she works down at the dock selling maps, for God's sake.
>> >> gosh
1x01 - Raid commenced! Ooh, ahh! Ooh, gosh! Is it meant to be this shaky?
hell
>> surprise:
1x01 - (cannon booms) What the hell was that?!
>> gleefully dramatic:
1x02 - Oh, and by the way, you are completely surrounded. My entire crew... is just beyond these trees. Upon my signal, unleash hell!
1x03 - ( gasps ) Republic of Pirates. Quite the hellish cesspool. Come along.
1x03 - Izzy: So, I'll tell my captain that you're declining then, yeah? Stede: Or tell him he's got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell.
>> actual place:
1x04 - Dream Father: A pirate? Ah! He was scared of geese, for Christ's sake. Dream goose: (honks) Dream Mary: Goodbye, Stede. Enjoy hell.
>> >> Hades
1x06 - Only us spirits from the wretched, burning depths of Hades, methinks!
lord
1x03 - (upon seeing hostage he's forgotten about for days) Dear lord, it smells like he's been roasting.
piss
1x06 - Yes, well, I designed it for flow. So, if you'd kindly piss off, the fuckery's canceled.
>> pee
1x02 - I'm forming a small search party to retrieve the hostages from their pee. Oluwande has agreed to join me.
1x08 - All that rum goes straight through you, doesn't it, Ed? This must be my sixth pee, I think.
>> urine
1x02 - Look, there's been a misunderstanding. We're actually looking for our hostages. Two Englishmen. They smell a bit like stale urine?
shit
1x09 - Chauncy: "Rifles at the ready." Stede: "Oh god." ... Chauncy: "Aim!" ... Stede: "Oh shit!"
slightly rude
idiot
1x02 - indigenous shrink: But there is no ghost 'cause they don't exist. hallucination Nigel: He's right, of course... Idiot.
imbecile
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - Spit it out, you stuttering imbecile. Mur-der-er.
taboo
1x03 - Lucius: He thinks you're a prοstitսte. Stede: I'm no prοstitսte, mate! [...] Unbelievable. Do we look like prostitutes to you?
1x08 - I'm not finding any of this a blast, actually. I don't like to drink till I puke, or get pelted with coconuts.
1x01 - dropping the cannonball at fishermen - "Yeah, that was a warning shot. Now, prepare to be boarded, curs!"
some observations:
• holy shit does this guy mince oaths. Ed and Izzy DO NOT. I've filed the minced oaths under the actual swear words they stand in for.
• I've also included anyone from Stede's hallucinations or dreams, because these are Stede-created characters standing in for the real people. (but not the flashbacks, because I'm assuming those are faithful representations of events presented to us. in the flashbacks the sets are real, time moves normally, people aren't dead or made of smoke, etc)
*
ass
1x01 - "Here's the deal, buckos. We have our eyes on a ship. ...That's right, a whopper. And we're going to catch up with it forthwith, and kick its ass."
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - "Little Baby Bonnet broke his little baby boat on the big bad beach. Fat-arse."
1x10 - "Hello, all! As I'm sure you know, I, I made a complete ass of myself last night."
>> (honorable mention)
1x03 - "Check out this fabulous booty I'm hawking!"
asshole
1x04 - Izzy: "How are you stocked for munitions, hm?" Stede: "Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshоlе!"
balls
1x03 - Geraldo: "But when I saw how you handled yourself with Jackie, I was like, "Oh man, he's got balls! For days!" Stede: Really? Geraldo: "Yeah." Stede: "Balls for days."
>> bollocks
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - "Bolloxed this one up well and good, eh, Baby Bonnet?"
bugger
1x06 - Stede: Ha-ha! Shall we call this a draw? Ed: Never! (spanks him with sword.) Stede: Ooh! Bugger!
1x06 - Ed: Shit, that was incredible. How'd you do that? Stede: I don't know, I'll have to ask the little bugger
1x09 - (officers swarming Nigel to depose him) Stede: Poor bugger.
Christ:
104 - Dream Father: A pirate? Ah! He was scared of geese, for Christ's sake. Dream goose: (honks)
damn
1x02 - (attempting sympathy) Oh, the light-skins, dammit.
1x02 - Stede: I am adequate. Oluwande: I'm sorry? Stede: I said, let's get our damned men back. ... The hostages, I mean.
1x02 - Hallucination Nigel: You'll never amount to anything, Baby Bonnet! You will forever be damned! Stede: What's that now? H!Nigel, fainter: Damned! Stede:I can't... Can't hear you.
1x06 - Yeah, well, it's been days since I've cut myself on my sword. Oop, no, there we go. Damn.
fuck
1x06 - Get him to the infirmary, and that's a taut twenty. Fսck... fսck!
>> fuckery
1x06 - Hey, according to Buttons, we should cross paths with a Dutch merchant ship tomorrow night. I thought we could take it through a bit of Fuckery.
1x06 - (calling) Lucius! We've got a fuckery on our hands!
1x06 - Yes, well, I designed it for flow. So, if you'd kindly piss off, the fuckery's canceled.
1x10 - (to himself, in carriage) Now that's a fuckery.
>> (middle fingers)
1x02 - Stede: the point is to rest our bodies... hallucination Nigel: ( flipping double middle fingers in the distance ) Stede: ... as well as our minds.
god
>> oh (my) god
1x01 - I mean, that's having, having to kill. Oh god. I've made a mistake. I'm not a pirate. I'm an idiot. Oh god! Oh no!
1x02 - (mistaking the cooking meat for a hostage) Oh my god!
1x03 - Frenchie: "He's still out there. Not lookin' great." Stede: "Oh god, we need a plan."
1x03 - (bursting into Oluwande+Jim's cabin) "Have either of you seen... Lucius, there you are. Oh god, why're you so sweaty?"
1x06 - Ed: Yep, tug it. Stede: Oh god!
1x09 - (with firing squad) Oh my god! I don't wanna die! Oh god! Oh please!
1x09 - Chauncy: "Rifles at the ready." Stede: "Oh god." ... Chauncy: "Aim!" ... Stede: "Oh shit!"
1x10 - "Unhand me or bleed! (coming out of it) ... Oh. God. Doug?"
>> thank god
1x02 - (seeing Oluwande alive and not caged) Oluwande! Thank god!
1x07 - Oh, thank god. I didn't want to give it to you. I think this is my new favorite thing.
>> god's sake
1x07 - This is the emergency? Eat an apple, for God's sake!
1x07 - Well, maybe she's just lazy. I mean, she works down at the dock selling maps, for God's sake.
>> >> gosh
1x01 - Raid commenced! Ooh, ahh! Ooh, gosh! Is it meant to be this shaky?
hell
>> surprise:
1x01 - (cannon booms) What the hell was that?!
>> gleefully dramatic:
1x02 - Oh, and by the way, you are completely surrounded. My entire crew... is just beyond these trees. Upon my signal, unleash hell!
1x03 - ( gasps ) Republic of Pirates. Quite the hellish cesspool. Come along.
1x03 - Izzy: So, I'll tell my captain that you're declining then, yeah? Stede: Or tell him he's got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell.
>> actual place:
1x04 - Dream Father: A pirate? Ah! He was scared of geese, for Christ's sake. Dream goose: (honks) Dream Mary: Goodbye, Stede. Enjoy hell.
>> >> Hades
1x06 - Only us spirits from the wretched, burning depths of Hades, methinks!
lord
1x03 - (upon seeing hostage he's forgotten about for days) Dear lord, it smells like he's been roasting.
piss
1x06 - Yes, well, I designed it for flow. So, if you'd kindly piss off, the fuckery's canceled.
>> pee
1x02 - I'm forming a small search party to retrieve the hostages from their pee. Oluwande has agreed to join me.
1x08 - All that rum goes straight through you, doesn't it, Ed? This must be my sixth pee, I think.
>> urine
1x02 - Look, there's been a misunderstanding. We're actually looking for our hostages. Two Englishmen. They smell a bit like stale urine?
shit
1x09 - Chauncy: "Rifles at the ready." Stede: "Oh god." ... Chauncy: "Aim!" ... Stede: "Oh shit!"
slightly rude
idiot
1x02 - indigenous shrink: But there is no ghost 'cause they don't exist. hallucination Nigel: He's right, of course... Idiot.
imbecile
1x02 - hallucination Nigel - Spit it out, you stuttering imbecile. Mur-der-er.
taboo
1x03 - Lucius: He thinks you're a prοstitսte. Stede: I'm no prοstitսte, mate! [...] Unbelievable. Do we look like prostitutes to you?
1x08 - I'm not finding any of this a blast, actually. I don't like to drink till I puke, or get pelted with coconuts.
1x01 - dropping the cannonball at fishermen - "Yeah, that was a warning shot. Now, prepare to be boarded, curs!"